不是我，不是我！

今天。。。
我上网。。。遇见一个朋友。。。
是失去联络的朋友～然后在一个“特别的场合”遇见回他。。。
很开心。。。

当时的他。。。很憔悴。。。
至少给我的感觉。。。失去了那份ａｕｒａ～那种光彩。。。
他很漂亮也很善良美丽可爱聪明伶俐~ 唱歌很好听~
记忆中的招牌歌曲是《一个像秋天，一个像夏天》~

后来的后来。。。
才知道。。。原来他被一个臭男人伤害了。。。

那个臭男人的特征：

１。看起来像没有交过女朋友
２。扮猪吃老虎
３。看起来像书呆子
４。一丁点都不帅

听了以后。。。
我发现到。。。
1。我从来没有交过女朋友
2。我的确像猪
3。我看起来像书呆子
4。我一丁点都不帅

。。。。。。。。。。

于是我说。。。
“你说的他，是我啊？”
（人家心情不好，当然要开开玩笑~）

哈哈哈哈~
好啦。。。希望你快快好起来~
谢谢你说我好他一兆倍~~
虽然我知道这是说客气的~~

p/s:你看我update的速度，就知道我真的无聊。。。

我的感想是。。。美女总爱给帅哥和有钱人的花言巧语欺骗~
或许他们心想，反正都要被骗，做么不找个帅一点的？
也难怪我没有女朋友。。。T.T
（如果你在看我的部落格，我不是说你哦~！~！纯粹是我自嘲的对白。。。^^）

BREAKING NEWS - Siewwan Got 32/35

I was actually going to sleep de~ then, i go into the washroom, wanted to wash face...
then... i ter-picit my shampoo... What the... i think i really too blur liao~
So... i decided to wash my hair as well lo... then ler, sure come down and let my hair dry de mah...

Haiz... blur me~ in order to kill time, I decided to blog something~

I wanted to put up this post long time ago de~ but no chance and was busy for a lot of things~
However, something happened today and i think i really should post up something~

xxxxx

BREAKING NEWS~

While I was fetching the most adorable Siewwan to Utar Idol today, she talk to me~
(Usually, she dun like to talk to me de, coz she know I will nag her a lot and then tell her a lot of philosophy and ideas and information that she couldn't digest!)

"Eh, yafu ah~ My finance paper come back liao ler... 35 full marks..."
(I was so shocked that i almost "peng" my motorbike and then immediately she continues...)
"35 full marks and i got 32~ hehe~"
(Oh~ I see... but sounds so impossible~ For those who always follows my blog perhaps will know who is Siewwan~ just FYI, she is my happy fruit in UTAR~ she is some sort of unknown or unidentified walking object aka UWO that i've found in UTAR~)

Let's see how she got 32 out of 35~

See that yellow circle?
Yes~!~!
She is the infamous Chai Siew Wan aka Small Cloud with a Vegetable in front~!~!

Ya, she is also the same as me who always sleeps~ But she goes to class to sleep and i skip class to sleep~ I also don't know why she wants to go to class to sleep~

She told me before...
"Yafu, I very good de hor~ i every class also got go de~ Must go class de lo~!~! Cannot skip class~"

But, she also told me...
"Yafu, I din pay attention in class de lor~ jior~ lazy la~"

Then, when I ask her,
"Siewwan, you go class for what?"

And she answer me...
"I go there to talk to my friends lo, go there sleep lo~"

=.= <----- this is my reaction

(And perhaps the picture is a very good supporting truth~ lolz...)

But hereby, I must really praise her~ Sincerely~

Miss Chai Siew Wan, although you say is am kong, but I still want to tell you that paying attention in class and put in efforts do help you to improve your studies~ If you are really stupid like what I always call you, you can never score 32/35~ That's why I told you you are clever and got 小聪明... Just that you are TOOOO Lazy and you numb your brain and thinking abilities~

YOU DID A GOOD JOB!
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU~

xxxxx

And~~~~ Siewwan is the first person I really really praise for good and special voice in UTAR~
小云是我在拉曼大学里面最认同声音有特色的人也是觉得最有歌唱天份和潜质的人！！！

She was being FORCED by me to perform in an event~
(But she also very keh keh one~ Actually she enjoys singing a lot~)

Once she told me...
"Yafu, I cannot be singer la~ I never wanted to become any singer~"

Was kinda disappointed with such statement la~ Coz i think she is really good and potential~

However, she also sms and told me before...
"I really found that I like singing a lot... I really enjoy singing... My mum also want me to sing~ I wanna make my Mum proud and make my friends proud of me~ If you let me choose again now la, I sure don't want out with my friends, I wanna practice singing~"
(which apparently, I dont think is she write de~ She seldom that serious with me and playing and fooling around is her hobby, she hardly sacrifice time to play for serious thingy~ lolz~ But since she say is she write de, so i believe in her lo~ Coz i know she got a pure, kind and sincere heart!)

However, she still FFK me and go out with her friends the second day~ Practice? haha~

If you think only like that, you are wrong!!! She is adorable and cute becoz she is really... (Continue reading~)

"I cannot la... I really cannot, they sing so well~ I cannot de~ I not as good as them~"

Past few days...
"Yafu, if I go Astro Star Quest ok ah? You think I ok or not?"
(Nah... now you see...)

And then... she waited there for 12hours juz for audition... Now you see how cute she is liao ler~

However, I am telling you all
BREAKING NEWS AGAIN

I've found the number 2 in UTAR dy~
After giving high recognization for Siewwan~ I am now giving the same and even higher recognization to a guy named, KENNY LOH KEAN CHYE~!~!

He ah~ haha~ also funny and gl guy~

u can log on to his blog... www.kcloh87.blogspot.com then you will know how funny is he~!~!

ok~ i need to sleep dy~ 4am... zzz~

differences between wife & girlfriend

Differences between wife & girlfriend

Wife is a HARIMAU, girlfriend is HARI HARI MAU

And some say: Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP)

At home watch TV, go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,

but hand phone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable,

but for HP is high and often demanding.

Most important, TV got remote but HP don't have..

Last but not least,

TV do not have virus, but HP yes.. have VIRUS, once get it, HABIS LA. ..

so better choose TV

Upgrade to LCD or Plasma TV (Slim and Chun)

Less maintenance too especially they are easy on the electricity bills.

Is good to be safe than sorry.

Receive this from my friend...
true?hahahaha~

一个故事

“难道你不相信我吗？”

“好啦，好啦。。。相信你啦。。。那么你没有去医院吗？”

“反正也时日不多。。。就回来完成我为完成的爱。。。”

“我。。。真的不懂怎么说。。。你叫我怎么接你的话。。。”

“跟你说个故事。。。从前。。。有个男孩，遇见了一个女孩。。。女孩其实是对男孩有感觉的，但是他不敢说出来。。。男孩第一次那么喜欢一个人，也不敢说出口。。。他这就像天上的月亮，发现了星星。。。然后决定在所有有星星的夜晚，出现，发光，为星星在寒夜里取暖。。。”

“所以。。。”

“没有所以啊。。。就。。。流星划过，他们就恋爱了。。。北极星在天上为他们见证。。。男孩就倒在女孩身边。。。说了最后一句话。。。”

“什么话？什么话？”

那句话。。。始终没有说出口。。。那一夜，北极星落下眼泪。。。而女孩。。。哭红了双眼。。。






谜底解开：
那句话就是。。。“对不起。。。我是导演。。。你可以叫我yendao。。。”

哈哈。。。

对不起。。。我真的太无聊了。。。